In a large mixing bowl, combine the following:
1 morning trip to the pool with all its echoing
1 trip to the Goodwill under the lights to poke around
1/2 day of verbal communication
7,493 noisy kids
small dash of a quick run into the grocery store
1 evening trip to the library with people not being quiet and more lights
1 little cat who threw up in her favorite box and walked in it, then walked around the apartment
Stir to combine.
Allow to rest for one hour.
Place on middle rack of 350 degree oven for twelve minutes or…
Until batter explodes leaving a huge mess everywhere you look.